gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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