we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
