The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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