we made out on top of his cat.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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