I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize
