none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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