Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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