I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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