it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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