what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
