I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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