I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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