The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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