awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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