I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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