But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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