We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just gargled with NyQuil
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
