She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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