Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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