New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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