When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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