note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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