Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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