butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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