well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Pooping to opera.
Randomize