Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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