fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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