Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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