There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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