YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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