i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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