She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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