Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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