honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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