Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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