worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
