do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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