The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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