dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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