you win again, gameday.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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