Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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