all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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