Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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