Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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