if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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