they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize