Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she looked like the before picture.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
