Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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