On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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