i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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