Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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