I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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